Well I have it on good authority that one of the secret contingent of Scottish Rifles/ Sherwood Foresters/ Munsters/Durham Light Infantry/Dub Fusiliers/Herts/Yorks & Lancs that fought at Fromelles had a passionate love affair with a French maiden. Before the soldier left for the front, he slapped the maiden firmly on her bare a**e as a playful gesture of his affection.
When the soldier failed to return, the maiden swore never to wash her a**e again and has lived by that vow to this very day. The only consolation that the maiden had was to receive a stamped postcard from her lover many weeks after he was already dead proclaiming his undying love. A prized possession along with a smiling photograph of him that she has kept treasured to this very day.
The a**e, stamped postcard and photograph have now been taken into the custody of the MoD contractor for DNA testing.
Mel
Parenthesis: If the CWGC can engage in a work of fiction that they expect people to take seriously then so can I.