QUOTE (tafski @ Apr 5 2007, 11:41 PM)

It grieves me to post the next 2 pages never thought such a henious event would happen on a pals tour

as quartermaster and head cook on this tripi noticed that our supplies were going missing,at first i thought maybe mice !!!! or even a rat of some description was having a frebbie with our rations , but on investigation they would have had to have had rather large rucksacks for the amount of rations that were missing
so a trap was set Ham, cheese,onion, Butter and bread were laid out on the table lights extinguised sentrys posted and we retired to bed
within 30 mins our sentry reported movement down stairs ,explaining that he heard scraping and sawing noises coupled with little squeals of delight and grunting noises ,armed with half full bottles of wine and assorted spirits , and with the stealth and guille of 22 SAS we approached the kitchen area where our trap was laid ,and with the intention of belting the you know what out of what ever or who ever was having a frebbie feed on us ,
on a pre determined signal the lights were turned on and we assaulted the kitchen like the embassy was stormed , and to our surprise we saw ...................see next pic
Thank goodness I wasn't driving when I read this Bruce it is as funny as the story in the car yesterday, let me share it with you pals of the great forum...............
........................ now that I am back and working I phone Willy and Bruce in the morning to prove that I am again on the road to work. Yesterday I phoned Willy as usual for a quick chat then phoned the Bruce only to be told the tale of the phone call to Jeff aka Wulsten.
Bruce had caught Jeff on the forum and sent him a pm to get his phone number, Jeff replied a few minutes later. Bruce logs himself off the forum goes and gets the phone, fags, ashtray and beer to sit down and have a natter with Jeff.
Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring. "Hello"
Bruce "is Jeff there please"
"hold on I will get him"
2 mins pass " hello"
Bruce "is that you Jeff"
"No ris is chef"
Bruce " I am after Jeff"
"It ris the chef"
Bruce "I want to speak to Jeff"
"Sorry sir ris is the chef at the lucky fortune chinese take away no one here is called Jeff"
Bruce "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Wulsten only gave Bruce the phone number to his local TAKE AWAY.
When Bruce told me this on the hands free I had to pull over before I put the car in a ditch I was wetting myself that much.
p.s the cheese gave me nightmares and cronic heartburn lol. Last time I raid your stores.
Some of my photos to follow. If any member from the trip wishes for me to delete any please let me know.
Kevin